Don’t believe everything the “gurus” say — It was 2017 and I had to just moved to Los Angeles from Minnesota by myself to pursue my childhood dream of being a model and Hollywood actress. …

I know it’s important though. — My last Instagram feed post is from 38 days ago. I still post stories most days, but it’s usually just reposting other people’s stuff I saw on the Explore page. Or photos of my lunch or cool buildings I saw while driving around my city. …

Even though I have a journalism degree — If you grew up in the 2000s, being a journalist looked pretty damn cool. I loved reading fashion magazines and I looked forward to getting my new issues of Seventeen and Teen Vogue in the mail each month. …

He’s gotta come at some point — It’s 10 AM on a Tuesday and Florida Man is up unusually early. He couldn’t sleep last night because he drank 10 cans of Monster energy drink while watching PornHub, so he decided to go for a walk around the mall to wear off some of his excess hyperactivity. The…

The riches may or may not be in the niches — If you’ve ever thought about starting a business or becoming a creator, you’ve probably heard the phrase “the riches are in the niches.” This popular piece of advice states that to be successful, you have to pick one or two niches and stick to them consistently. The idea is that…

1. You hate your job — Entrepreneurship seems to be what all the cool kids are doing in 2020. Instead of looking up to famous actors and musicians, many of today’s young people idolize famous entrepreneurs like Gary Vee. Or Grant Cardone, Tai Lopez, or Steve Jobs, to name a few. And there are countless business…

Fuck bitches. Get money. — Today is Friday and Florida Man needs some extra cash to buy drugs for the weekend. But unfortunately selling his body on Craigslist never panned out, so he has to get money the old school way. By getting a job. But where, exactly? Well, that’s a good question. “Damn, I…

Let’s get this bread! — It’s been another rough day for Florida Man here in Orlando. He just got banned from his local Publix store after getting caught shoplifting too many times, so now he needs to find another way to fill his belly. But thankfully a new restaurant just opened up a few blocks…

Not all men only want sex — I used to be very unlucky when it came to love. I probably met hundreds of guys during my early and mid-20s, most of whom either hurt my feelings or ended up being losers or just not compatible. The longest I dated anyone during that time period was two months…