Florida Man Goes To a Sex Shop

He’s gotta come at some point

Photo by Gabor Papp on Unsplash

It’s 10 AM on a Tuesday and Florida Man is up unusually early. He couldn’t sleep last night because he drank 10 cans of Monster energy drink while watching PornHub, so he decided to go for a walk around the mall to wear off some of his excess hyperactivity.

The place was pretty quiet and it was clear that this mall had seen better days…